Just now got a call from "Billy" of the Computer Monitoring Department at Microsoft. Turns out they've been monitoring my laptop and...
"I'VE BEEN HACKED???"
He told e quite gently that yes, you've been hscked.
I kept repeating OH NO OH NO I'VE BEEN HACKED
He was getting impatient with me and I said, What can I do? Should I just send you money? How much?
Do you take American Express? What can I do to fix this?
I was quite enjoying myself when he hung up on me!